Saturday, March 27, 2010

WWE's fickle and biased fans

This is a disease I've warned my friends about for a long time. It's a virus that has spread across the WWE Universe and has ruined good WWE Diva's (like Michelle McCool) reputations and raised up Divas with bad wrestling skill (like the Bella Twins). This problem is: 'Fickle Fan Syndrome'. Let's start with Michelle McCool.

Remember face (good) Michelle McCool back in '07 when she smiled in every photoshoot and had almost every fans heart, but didn't wrestle as well as she does now?

By now, we all know the heel (bad) Michelle McCool who looks at us in every photoshoot like 'What the hell are you lookin' at?'. The Michelle McCool which every fan hates, but has much better wrestling skill than before and speaks more than any other Diva (excluding Vickie Guererro) in recent WWE history (and no, I'm not being a Michelle-mark, it's the truth).

If they loved her so much, shouldn't they be happy for her that she's gotten much better wrestling-wise than she was in '07? Yes, when she turned heel they had a valid reason for booing her, she hit the sweet (by now released) Diva Maria Kanellis (and Everybody Loves Maria). But, why would they keep on booing her, even though they know that shes acting (well, most fans know she's acting)? You don't see TNA fans boo 'The Beautiful People' all the time (at least when Angelina Love was the leader). The problem is simple and common. The diagnoses is 'Fickle Fan Syndrome'. It's a disease that wrestlers fans get that can wipe out most of their fanbase. The cause? Pure and simple, because the wrestler has turned heel, nothing more. The fans are so hooked on the good girl winning (no matter how weak she is) that they'd rather have Divas like Brie and Nikki Bella (who are the lowest on the WWE food chain) win over Divas llike Michelle McCool. Prime example:

(For people who don't know, the blonde one's Michelle and the brunette is Brie, I believe)

Another fierce pick of Michelle.

People with 'Fickle Fan Syndrome' would rather the weaker girl win over stronger girl, for the mere fact the weaker one is a face. Would Chicago Bears fans rather some unknown losing college team win over their home team, just because the quarterback is too cocky (sorry, if I confused some of you)? Here's an example of the Bella Twins power (or lack thereof):

Oops sorry....Wait, is this a picture of one of them trying to land a dropkick or one of them getting thrown?

Okay, here we go. Way to go, Brie or Nikki (Because we all know that they cheat).

Do fans diagnosed with 'FFS' know what that has done for the Bellas? Nikki now has an undefeated streak of 21-0, the best undefeated streak in ALL OF WWE and Brie's right behind her with 20-1 (she lost to Maryse once). That's right, more than Undertaker, Beth Phoenix, and John Cena. Are you proud of yourselves, fickle fans? Are you? Okay, okay, so that was WWE's fault, not yours. Like they always listen to what the fans want....

Anyway, on to a Diva who seems to have fallen prey to 'Biased Fan Syndrome': Gail Kim.

Sexy, strong, intelligent. Everything a Diva should be and WWE paid top dollar for her to join them again. But, the fans don't seem to like her. Is it because she was a heel when she left (Fickle Fan Syndrome) or is it just because she came from TNA (Biased Fan Syndrome)? Let's take a look at Gail's wrestling skill....

Bam!

Boom!

Anyway, how could fans dislike a Diva with undeniable wrestling skill and not be biased toward the Divas? She's a face, she has natural wrestling skill, and she's beautiful. And, it's not just the fans who don't like her, it seems like WWE isn't too fond of her also. After she feuded with Maryse (at the Divas pillow fight) Gail, Eve, Kelly came out to Kelly's entrance theme. WTF? What the heck did Kelly do to deserve them coming out to her theme? Yes, she's the most popular out of the three (mostly because WWE shoved her down our throats with all the promos, Jerry Lawler's gushing about her, and the 7-11 CM), but Gail was the one who feuded with Maryse for the title. Kelly was in extra matches on 'Superstars' that didn't even matter. And also, I think Gail and Maryse deserved a showdown together in the match, instead the only showdown they had was one little pillow slap Gail gave Maryse to the back while Maryse was laid out on the mat....*Sigh* Come on, people. Gail Kim put the Knockouts division on the map, I think she deserves a little more respect than that. If she did that for the Knockouts, think about what she can do for the Raw Divas who need serious help.

The only reason I can see why the fans and WWE seem to not like Gail is because of 'Biased Fan Syndrome', they don't like people who come from TNA. Another reason why she isn't liked very much may be because she's an Asian-American, but I don't like to bring the race card up often and will save that for another blog. Until then, support Divas like Michelle McCool and Gail Kim (or the Bellas if you want) because they're good wrestlers, not only if they're faces. And, become immune to 'Fickle Fan Syndrome' and 'Biased Fan Syndrome' by keeping your mind open.

CandieCoated Kisses,
Layla

Friday, March 26, 2010

Why I don't find Yamapi and G-Dragon attractive...that attractive.

With looks, I'm a little picky when I'm determining who's hot and who's not. I'm the type of girl that likes nice eyes on a guy, so when I saw Mr. Tomohisa for the first time, I was turned off by the dead fish eyes. I mean, look at them.

This man would be smoking hot if weren't for those eyes...and he is hot, but on a certain level. Even though Yamapi's not my cup of tea in the looks department, he's got a pretty nice personality. He especially won me over (not my heart, but a little of my respect) when he was on 'Hey, Hey, Hey' talking about his friend's baby and how he rushed over to the hospital as soon as his friend told him that his wife was in labor (fan girl's should know I'm talking about his friend's wife, I don't know how long it'll be before Yamapi is married). Alot of friends I know are too lazy to come over and be moral support for their friends, even when it's the miracle of childbirth, and would rather say 'I'll come when the baby is born' instead of having the honor of standing by their friends side for the birth of their baby. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be with my friend (who's probably a nervous reck) and secure my place as the godmother instead of watch 'Family Guy', drink Pepsi, and say 'I should've went to that thing' at the end of the day.

Anyway, on to G-Dragon.



It's pictures like this of G-Dragon that would make people say 'Oh, is that your little sister?' while we were sitting in the park, if I ever dated him. His face can sometimes seem too child-like or too-girly (you have to agree with me there). I'd also like to fit in my boyfriend's pants and shirt (No, not the sexual way. I like to pull off the boyfriend jeans look, it let's me know and reminds him that he's mine) and G-Dragon looks like, what, a size 4? I also couldn't fit his shirt because, not to brag, I have very pornstar-like boobs that would make his size small white tank top a baby tee (exaggerating). So, there would be no wearing his shirts (unless they were baggy) after relations lol (in a few months I can talk about stuff like this and not feel guilty.).

I'm not fat, but I can't fit in those.

Some of you may think 'Oh, those aren't bad', trust me I've been down that alley of thinking that the pants in the magazine or online that model is wearing isn't that small and, like a fool, I bought the same size as the model wore. Remember: The camera adds ten pounds. Getting a little off the subject of G-Dragon, I've been to wrestling house shows where Divas like Rosa Mendes are waaaayyyyy smaller than than they appear in photoshoots.
(Milena Rouka aka Rosa Mendes - Height: 5'8 Weight: 125lbs.)

When this girl fell on the hard plywood ring, the impact made no noise. That's how skinny she is in real life and she and G-Dragon seem about the same size, don't you think?

Back on the subject of G-Dragon, how big do you think G-Dragon is up close (no, not his peen...)? And, that's why I can't wear his pants....Hmmm, it seems like I strayed off the subject of why I don't find him attractive to the subject of why I can't fit his pants. You'll be seeing stuff like this alot from me.

But, sometimes, there are moments where G-Dragon is fantasy worthy (sometimes the sexual kind).

It's hot pictures like this where I just want him to put the phone down and kiss me....



...and pictures like this where I just want to hug him because this is the right amount of cuteness that makes him attractive enough for a nice fantasy. But, not enough for me to deem fully attractive to me.

CandieCoated Kisses,
Layla

Frist subject: Beliebers

I've always been a person who kept to myself and thought things like diary's and blogs were stupid. But, at this point of my life, I have alot to say. I like to talk about alot of things and I find myself being very long-winded sometimes....Oh no! I'm turning into my mother! Anyway, as a result, I think I need a blog.


First of all, people who follow my personal twitter (http://twitter.com/CandiesCloset) or my work (non-paying job) twitter (http://twitter.com/Wrestleholics) know that I don't necessarily like Justin Bieber. But, then again, I'm seventeen and who my age does? Right now, he's been a trending topic on twitter for 3 weeks now. 3 WEEKS! Come on hormonal tween girls (ages 12-14), as Alicia (my cousin) says: Even Justin doesn't want to see his name anymore! I don't know why people obsess over a boy who has one album and looks like a twelve year old. I once said on my CandiesCloset twitter '#WhoGivesAFAboutBieber?' and some random person (whose tweets were very...strange may I add) tweeted me: 'How Rude Y U hatin on @justinbieber. Apperently hes a better person than u'll ever b'....Wow, my very first hater. I won't pick on this poor deluded person, because I'm a better person than they think and I won't give them the pleasure of being right. My point is, how is Justin B. getting more attention from the tween girl crowd than their beloved Jonas Brothers. Is it because dear Kevin got married and lost his prized possession? Let's admit it, Kevin's the least popular member, so that's not it. I heard somebody say he sounds like Michael Jackson when he was in the Jackson 5....The only thing I have to say to that is don't let Alicia hear you say that! She'll say he's autotuned like T-Pain, and I don't disagree with her. Anyway, I'm sure by the time this blog comes out J.B. will still be a trending topic and I'll still be waiting for someone to start trending a #ScrewBieber or #DontTweetBieber topic.

CandieCoated Kisses!
Layla