This man would be smoking hot if weren't for those eyes...and he is hot, but on a certain level. Even though Yamapi's not my cup of tea in the looks department, he's got a pretty nice personality. He especially won me over (not my heart, but a little of my respect) when he was on 'Hey, Hey, Hey' talking about his friend's baby and how he rushed over to the hospital as soon as his friend told him that his wife was in labor (fan girl's should know I'm talking about his friend's wife, I don't know how long it'll be before Yamapi is married). Alot of friends I know are too lazy to come over and be moral support for their friends, even when it's the miracle of childbirth, and would rather say 'I'll come when the baby is born' instead of having the honor of standing by their friends side for the birth of their baby. I don't know about you, but I'd rather be with my friend (who's probably a nervous reck) and secure my place as the godmother instead of watch 'Family Guy', drink Pepsi, and say 'I should've went to that thing' at the end of the day.
Anyway, on to G-Dragon.
It's pictures like this of G-Dragon that would make people say 'Oh, is that your little sister?' while we were sitting in the park, if I ever dated him. His face can sometimes seem too child-like or too-girly (you have to agree with me there). I'd also like to fit in my boyfriend's pants and shirt (No, not the sexual way. I like to pull off the boyfriend jeans look, it let's me know and reminds him that he's mine) and G-Dragon looks like, what, a size 4? I also couldn't fit his shirt because, not to brag, I have very pornstar-like boobs that would make his size small white tank top a baby tee (exaggerating). So, there would be no wearing his shirts (unless they were baggy) after relations lol (in a few months I can talk about stuff like this and not feel guilty.).
I'm not fat, but I can't fit in those.Some of you may think 'Oh, those aren't bad', trust me I've been down that alley of thinking that the pants in the magazine or online that model is wearing isn't that small and, like a fool, I bought the same size as the model wore. Remember: The camera adds ten pounds. Getting a little off the subject of G-Dragon, I've been to wrestling house shows where Divas like Rosa Mendes are waaaayyyyy smaller than than they appear in photoshoots.
(Milena Rouka aka Rosa Mendes - Height: 5'8 Weight: 125lbs.)When this girl fell on the hard plywood ring, the impact made no noise. That's how skinny she is in real life and she and G-Dragon seem about the same size, don't you think?
Back on the subject of G-Dragon, how big do you think G-Dragon is up close (no, not his peen...)? And, that's why I can't wear his pants....Hmmm, it seems like I strayed off the subject of why I don't find him attractive to the subject of why I can't fit his pants. You'll be seeing stuff like this alot from me.
But, sometimes, there are moments where G-Dragon is fantasy worthy (sometimes the sexual kind).
It's hot pictures like this where I just want him to put the phone down and kiss me....
...and pictures like this where I just want to hug him because this is the right amount of cuteness that makes him attractive enough for a nice fantasy. But, not enough for me to deem fully attractive to me.
CandieCoated Kisses,
Layla
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